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'Hack to Crack NY Times Bias' by Alex Marlow




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By Alex Marlow:

• Within a given article, information that confirms the paper’s preferred narrative is to be featured at the top of the article, ideally in the first sentence.

• Within a given article, information that rebuts a preferred narrative or confirms an undesirable narrative is to appear deep in the article, or not at all.

• An article’s “hero” should be anyone who advances the causes of globalism, wokeness, skepticism of America and its values, and/or political leftism.

• Additional unofficial “hero points” are added or subtracted based on the hero’s race, sex, sexual orientation, and/or socioeconomic status.

• An article’s “villain” is typically anyone in the article who advances the causes of nationalism, conservatism, or traditional American values.

• A villain can also be someone who is insufficiently outraged at those who do not embrace modern woke leftism.

• When someone is a villain, their race, sex, sexual orientation, and/or socioeconomic status are mostly irrelevant unless they can be used to portray the villain in an even more unfavorable light.

• Heroes need not be actual heroes; they can simply be victims.

• Heroes get glamorous “hero shot” photographs when possible.

• Villains get unflattering photographs, or none at all.

• Errors are acceptable, so long as they do not hurt the cause of globalism or modern woke leftism.

•Errors that portray a preferred narrative negatively or an unfavorable narrative positively are never to be made. Ever.

• Corrections are to be published discreetly, deep within the paper, if at all.

• Positive attributes are not to be included unless in the context of a “fall from grace” story arc.

• If a hero is mentioned, a thumbnail biography of their best moments and positive attributes must be included in the article, even if it does not furnish a fair representation of their life and works.

• Any past instances of sexism, racism, bigotry, or corruption need not be mentioned.

• Negative attributes are not to be included unless in the context of a triumphant story arc.